...is hideously spoiled. It works for both of us. Tanuki is a fine and handsome fellow, Smudge-the-Pudge is becoming friendlier, and Morpt is such a sweet little fat boy that it's surprising the other cats don't like him. Hemingway, the cat formerly called 'Tux', continues to raid my front porch, to my dismay and unease. My pleading with him and reminders of his loving home are not so effective as...

I need to go to the shooting range again RIGHT NOW. Either that or mainline several milligrams of Xanax. First of all, Frankie has developed an obsession with silverware. He gets it out of the sink and...terribly good at finding "ways of contacting") and written me that letter telling me how I should hang my head in shame. I've never sent anyone a dead animal before, but there's always a first time

we booted them out of our bathroom/bedroom. kai lan is getting to the point where she is starting to ignore them and not try to eat them. lol they are hanging out in the pantry with cookie during the night and are all over the place during the day. lol. only 4 left to get rid of. anyone want one?

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My cat, Manya, is fifteen years old. He has chronic kidney failure, and lately, has been doing pretty damn crappy, not eating, hiding, tired, and in pain. He's had a long life and been with me from day...more, but he just pukes it up anyway, so what's the point? What's the point of anything? Jesus, I feel emo. I was going to say something else here, but I forgot. I hope Manya's happy in the next world.

Who knew Goblin had such an interest in sewing? I think he has inspected every diaper I've made so far, and has left his lovely fur on each in blessing. He also now knows that sewing machine needles are best operated by those of us with thumbs (and the brains not to put said thumbs under the needle). 

В стране кризис, а заводчица рекомендует гламурные шампуни и кондиционеры для моего котика-аллергика по цене выше, чем шампуни и кондиционеры для меня. И ведь я еще и маску из белой глины прикуплю этому черножопому дармоеду, а он мне даже спасибо не скажет.

"Congregatores Felium!" "Cat Herds!" These guys can do it: Mreow!

Looked out of my kitchen window this morning to find a strange cat pooing on my lawn!!! I ran outside to scare it off and it just sat there with its back to me. I even shouted. I think it must be deaf...have been better, but I couldn’t have anticipated that it would have sat there obliviously whilst I faffed with the hosepipe. I will know for next time (which I am hoping will never come round).

Coming very soon to a bookstore near you! Check it, cats. Our book is coming out at the end of the month! The Devious Book for Cats will hopefully have some tips on how to be even _more_ annoying. Check out this illo from the book that I totally stoled from their facebook photo album! In it, Frankie or a Frankie-like animal gets served, but not in the bad way, by a pirate. A PIRATE. I don't know...