Here's a great, if horribly offensive, Onion article: Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts . This part that brought tears to my eyes: "I don't know what's happened," Cheney said. "Less than seven years ago, 9/11 seemed like a huge event for every American. Back then, on Sept. 11 morning, everyone would dart downstairs at 8:46 a.m. sharp, shouting and screaming, and the ground...

Б****! Когда утром прочитал о смене рекламного формата и задумался -- а куда же эти разъ*** будут пихать эту свою у******* рекламу 300х250, мне и в голову не могло прийти, что они запихают ее прямо в ...демарш и неприкрытое хамство по отношению к себе лично и как проявление неприкрытого хамства по отношению ко всем рядовым пользователям -- хамство, которое вообще последнее время становится нормой

I watched Kids, directed by Larry Clark, and even though I've seen it a trillion times I am still so impressed by it. If you've never seen any movies by Larry Clark, definitely get to it. The man is a...have never acted before in they're lives and that just adds to the reality of the film. Another favourite of mine would be Billy, that movie has some of the best actors and actresses I have ever seen

...in characters. Bella, Myers feminist styled character goes from a strong minded heroine, to a week willed and frail pregnant mother. Myers character shift is distressing as well as unbelievably offensive to woman in general with her new portrayal of Bella in Breaking dawn. All in all, from what I have read, it's not worth buying. *please note: I am in no way against pregnancy but I do find...

I'm not a big Jimmy Kimmel fan, but one of his reliably better bit is called Unnecessary Censorhip, in which they carefully bleep out bits of completely G-rated words in G-rated content to make them, by...bits of late night comedy I've seen in a while. It brought tears to my eyes the first and second time I watched it. Unnecessary Censorship Sesame Street Edition - Watch more free videos

I was internetting in front of the TV tonight and the following commercial came on. I wasn't paying close attention, but the tagline made my ears, erm, prick up: I found it online, excited and giggly...melvillean: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN THINGS THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL TO ME?!?!? 11:13:30 PM redbaker: BECAUSE IT IS MY SWORN DUTY 11:13:31 PM melvillean: I HATE YOU FOREVER 11:13:40 PM melvillean: AND EVER

Some of you might recall that less than a year ago, I blipped a small notch up on the blarghasphere for half an hour. I was asking about how appropriate it was to sell Spanish language comics with blatant...months later. Good going guys. The book in question. Memín Pinguín as it appears in the Spanish books section of Wal-Mart. Which in our store is right beside the African-American book section.

...Frenzy went as expected. I will only comment on the Toronto Maple Leafs signings. I agree with the Niklas Hagman signing - 12 million 4 year deal. Seems fair to me as he is somewhat of an adequate offensive player. Here are his stats last year with the Dallas Stars: 27 goals, 14 assists, 41 points. I think the Curtis Joseph signing is a Status Quo signing. I am willing to forgive Cujo for his comments...

...Frenzy went as expected. I will only comment on the Toronto Maple Leafs signings. I agree with the Niklas Hagman signing - 12 million 4 year deal. Seems fair to me as he is somewhat of an adequate offensive player. Here are his stats last year with the Dallas Stars: 27 goals, 14 assists, 41 points. I think the Curtis Joseph signing is a Status Quo signing. I am willing to forgive Cujo for his comments...

Apparently the Brits are just as homophobic as Americans. I just don't see the problem. I thought it was funny and kind of clever.