This is a special rock that once belonged to my Grandmother. Nobody knows where it came from nor what the rock is actually called. And no, it is not "Steak Rock". The grains are silt- to sand-sized and in two colors. Both the lighter "matrix" color has the same size grains as the dark. Is it volcanic? Is it sedimentary? Nobody seems to know! Send me a note if you've got any ideas. x-posted in ...

    This is a special rock that once belonged to my Grandmother. Nobody knows where it came from nor what the rock is actually called. And no, it is not "Steak Rock". The grains are silt- to sand-sized and in two colors. Both the lighter "matrix" color has the same size grains as the dark. Is it volcanic? Is it sedimentary? Nobody seems to know! Send me a note if you've got any ideas. x-posted in ...

8 ounces sour cream 3 tablespoons Dijon mustard 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 pounds boneless sirloin steak, cut into 2" strips 1 tablespoon butter 1/2 cup onion, chopped 14 ounces beef broth 2 cups mushrooms, sliced fresh parsley, chopped, optional 7 cups medium egg noodles, cooked as directed 1. Combine first...

Like Chewbacca is to Star Wars and Palin is to the near apocalypse, we are to cooking! Tonight, we made steak with side dishes of baked potatoes and salad. Here are the recipes: Steak: Tri-tip steak Garlic (optional) Salt & pepper Oil Rinse steak with cold water and pat dry.  Then, ferociously stab at the steak with a fork.  Next, marinate with salt, garlic, and pepper...

In other news... Sarah Palin visited my school today but since the tickets sold out so fast I wasn't able to go. The place was of course packed as I know it would be because we had Hillary Clinton come...town and i feel very small and insignifigant as a democrat sometimes. There are some angry Ralph Nader supporters too. I made one for smas so I made a few others i would like to share.

I've got two smallish steaks in the freezer. I want to throw them in the crockpot with a bunch of magical ingredients, and end up with a delicious meal. What would you suggest?

...as soon as I got off of work. Well, more like 30 minute naps with 5 minutes of awake intervals. Naturally, every time I woke up, I got really hungry. Hunger = Sleep = Hunger. I had a nice rib eye steak for dinner. And a baked potato with sour cream and chives. And yes, the steak was a nice MEDIUM RARE! Delicious!~ Ah, I should probably get around to reorganizing all my files on my computer. hehe...

...for RANT FARM . Thursday, October 2, 2008 What is your favorite song to karaoke? (And if you don’t karaoke, be hypothetical.)   I, D.J. Kirkbride, write about nonsense and country fried steak for a new adventure in PURE LARD . Friday, October 3, 2008 Is golf a sport? Defend your answer.   Ryan Dilbert goes AROUND THE INTERNET and finds out a way to kind of join Radiohead...

...for RANT FARM . Thursday, October 2, 2008 What is your favorite song to karaoke? (And if you don’t karaoke, be hypothetical.)   I, D.J. Kirkbride, write about nonsense and country fried steak for a new adventure in PURE LARD . Friday, October 3, 2008 Is golf a sport? Defend your answer.   Ryan Dilbert goes AROUND THE INTERNET and finds out a way to kind of join Radiohead...

Well, most of it! I have 5 hours of school (actually, more like leave the house at 8 and get home at 1) because we have open evening tomorrow night *rollseyes* - I'm not even going! LMAO. But I do have a geography test "/ So I'm looking forward to that...and coming home and watching non-stop 30 Rock