Things I've Learned in the Past Months that I Haven't Updated: - The Jon Stewart Show is effing hilarious. - Barack Obama had better be the next president. - Sarah Palin thinks John McCain is a maverick. - JCPenney will own my soul through my paycheck if I'm not careful. - Being a senior has its perks (like graduation), but other than that it sort of just sucks like...
Oh yes. These aren't particularly good shots of the hair (though I did do the hair), but alas. We make do with webcams! Considering that Halloween is the holiday when people dress up as evil spirits to scare them away.... I think this is appropriate.
...to the Constitution, which established the federal income tax, had no greater champion than Theodore Roosevelt, John McCain's political hero. Under McCain's definition of such things, Teddy Roosevelt was a socialist. McCain's desperation is understandable at this stage of the campaign, and nothing SarahPalin does can surprise me anymore. But their demagoguery on this issue is disgusting.
After the vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and SarahPalin, Rush Limbaugh made the following observation: "Has he done something to his eyebrows? I thought I was looking at a Klingon last night. I hate to make these kinds of observations, but I couldn't help it. There's something different. It's either that or his makeup artist was a ChiCom (Chinese Communist)." Rush then posted...
That New Yorker piece on the discovery of SarahPalin ( "The Insiders: How John McCain came to pick Sarah Palin" ) is fascinating as it reveals that Palin isn't just the epitome of wingnut politics but that her rise to fame can be attributed to two wingnut magazine cruises stopping off in Juneau last summer. Palin wooed Weekly Standard and National Review pundits (Victor Davis Hanson, John Bolton...
I don’t like George Bush But do you really know him? Then shut the fuck up. Obama Llama spits out hope and change mucus Sure hope this changes. Will you vote for an infanticide president? Your baby’s crying. McCain and Palin are just a littlescary But this holocaust?
David Letterman had Alec Baldwin on the show tonight. I caught it on accident. I guess Sarah Palin guest stars on 30 Rock tomorrow. Baldwin admitted that she was very nice, and quite striking in person, and that he still doesn't want her near the nuclear button. Then he made both my father and I shout with laughter. He called Palin "Bible Spice." When, exactly, did this particular Baldwin brother...