(Courtesy of collegehumor.com) From the Desk of Christopher Columbus June, 1485- Problem: Meat tastes pretty bad here. Friends agree. All the good spices are to be had in the East Indies,...(Smith gets the Tuesday after Colombus Day off too!!) and then life gets crazy once more. Nonetheless, it's nice to get a chance to just chill and be a lazy ass before the clusterfuckery resumes. W00t.
Okay, so I have limited experience with suitcases (I've only owned one set of luggage, which is now nearly four years old), but is it just mine that makes clothes smell horrible, or is this just a suitcase...so deep. Also, I would like to inform the masses that my stomach is currently making noises that sound like the slow opening of a creaky door in a horror movie. Something else to put on my resume
Dear diary, Sad fact of life #one millionty: Today, I made the discovery that my biceps are bigger than my breasts, in width, radius, and depth. And my biceps aren't even that big. Woe is me (and my right breast is *still* shrinking D
She asked more about alternatives and wanted my opinion on surgery I don't see her as a candidate because she only has 60 pounds to drop and told her so but I also wrote her the following after she decided...serving size is because before I ate a lot more then a serving now I eat a lot less. My goal is to be able to figure it out by the time I hit my goal weight. wishing you luck and love Bonni
Your result for The Perception Personality Image Test... NBPS - The Idealist You perceive the world with particular attention to nature. You focus on the hidden treasures of life (the...the very bad day an ultimate success. We hit Wal-Martafterwards, too, where I bought myself a new sheet set, comforter and decoratie pillow as a gift for myself. Which I'm about to go curl up in
About a month ago, I joined a feminist book club in my city. A friend of a friend came up with the idea and introduced it to an open mic I attended, and I thought it would be a great way to meet other...quite aware of the limits of her book. However, I would love to read more about the manifestations of this ugly lie in other, more marginalized sectors of society. READ IT. DO IT. DO IT NAUWWWWWGH!!!!
I'm going to get him back. I'm going to make it work. I know it's probably still only temporary, and I know he's probably not worth my time, but I am still in love with him and I refuse to let him go...the way I had hoped. But that's a new rule, too - don't expect anything. Just be happy to love him, and realize that there's a possibility that it's still temporary. I just want some more time
We watched Firefly and then Serenity yesterday *sigh* I wish someone would pic it up and do another series. Such a great show. We also watched a couple more episodes of Weeds, which is a funny show, despite...of the bed and breakfast talks to itself most amusingly. Brain candy, for sure, but fun. I hit 155 this weekend. According to the Magical Mystery Body Mass Index (tm) I am no longer overweight. Go me
I haven't written a product review in a while, but the migraine I got from the deodorant I borrowed from my mom* has prompted me to write one. 1. The smell. Oh gods the smell. Secret has several...with flowers and embroidery-looking shit, your breasts will fall off, your vagina will disappear and you will grow hair on your back. We delicate ladyfolk have to be careful about shit like that