Thanks, epilady !

"It's a straight shot from Community Organizer to crack cocaine dealer" I'm not kidding. The guy fucking said it.

Because it's important to remember the true meaning of Halloween. Via leorathesane In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

Ok so I was gathering info for my dissertation when I stumbled across this:   I don't know if I can direct link this but I just LOL'D HARD -- I HAD to share! XD And no, I'm not distracting myself: my dissertation IS about comics. Not as amusing as you might think :P.

It genuinely concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom, laptop in hand. Wtf?

Thanks to bentleywg for this link to Bill Bailey's pub joke --told in the style of one Geoffrey Chaucer. Warning: it's gross (though I suppose if you didn't expect that, you weren't paying enough attention to Chaucer!). And I must note that that is not Middle English pronunciation. Juste seyenge....

Spotted at hearts_blood 's LJ: The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator Here are some gems that I got - Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hamtaro and ...device! Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NASCAR and Pulp Fiction . The story should use brainwashing as a plot device! I could do this all night, people...

Hello, LiveJournal! It's me, Sarah Palin, reporting from the campaign trail during this exciting campaign's final days between the terrorist and the maverick. Vote for the maverick and vote for me, Sarah...my fellow Republican Alaskan government member, who was falsely charged the other day, just like I was. But we're Republicans and we say it's every man, or hockey mom, for themselves. See you tomorrow

Today is the 70th anniversary of the first time someone was able to completely pwn the United State of America... On this day, in 1938, Orson Welles panicked the country with his radio troupe&apos...the operator is calling out in desperation: "2X2L calling CQ ... 2X2L calling CQ ... 2X2L calling CQ New York ... Isn't there anyone on the air? Isn't there anyone on the air? Isn't there ... anyone?