McCain's Magical Mystical 'Merican Meme Machine : It's like basically the funniest thing I've seen in the last week. Got an extension on story, hurrah. Remember chemistry from last night, double hurrah. Still have like a thousand words to write on paper. NOT hurrah. D: TIME TO DO THAT SHIT I SHALL CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE, AS THE COOL KIDS SAY

the ONLY funny politics-oriented Metaquote in the last, like, week . Out of ninety of the damn things. One was amusing for the associated wank, but...damn, people, could we please chill out and stop trying...fate of the country hanging in the balance. Anyway yeah. Currently trying to write a thing. It's...sort of working. I have a page! It's not due until Wednesday (and he didn't say when on Wednesday)

ROFL okay I have a test in an hour but I think I'm going to not suck ...I hope.

oh hey so I missed a hilarious Twilight interview : What's it like kissing Rpattz? Kstew: His teeth are pretty...sharp. [Rpattz makes a o.0 face] Kstew: It's great. I like it. It's cool. Do Edward...mouth hang open as a rush of pain flared into his bowels and rectum", and I'm like WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU PSYCHIC, AND IF SO WHY ARE YOU USING IT TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR FRIEND'S BOWELS, THAT'S CREEPY

this blog focuses on a prophecy saying that aliens belonging to the FEDERATION OF LIIIIGHT will show up TODAY at NOON EST (the world runs on New York time, obvy)...somewhere. Either Alabama, Australia, or Capetown, South Africa. WELL AT LEAST IT BEGINS WITH A OR SOMETHING. They bring a message of peace and unity and not eating us, so that's nice.

OH. MY. LOL. holy shit. holy shit this is going to be so fucking awful . ...although I'm not sure it'll be worth the money, even for the snark - the trailer was making me cringe, and the writing is so bad, and AAAAHAHAHA THE SUPER-DRAMATIC ELF MUSIC. ohh god. And Kstew looks like she hasn't slept in a month, poor girl.

Mail Goggles . Gmail wants to help you not embarrass yourself on the Internet by determining for you if you are Too Drunk To Email. ...IT WOULD BE SO EASY (maybe, what the fuck do I know) TO MOD THIS SO THIS XKCD COMES TRUE ahahaha.

It is very October today - grey and spitting cold rain. I'm actually pretty okay with this - bring on teh wintar!!1 (Also, excuse to knit warm fuzzy sweaters. Whee.) So I slept through the debate last...related activity. And the comments, as usual with comments on a local news site, may or may not make you want to beat your head against a wall. Read at your own risk. ...It might be time for a nap

did a bit of a friends cut. probably doing another one soon. my flist is far too big and unmanageable at this point, it's kind of ridiculous. and yes, for those of you who've known me for a few years,...who did the ~honesty meme~. and in other news, i cannot write. i realise this is a great relief to certain people, but it is not a good thing for me. sigh. i have butcher/siska to write, goddamnit

literaryquotes got spotlighted and now it's full of emo kids posting SONG LYRICS INCORRECT, DARLINGS god I bet tomorrow we're going to get another load of Twilight quotes. UGH. ...haha I...emo kids, though; I've been sad all day. SAD AND NOT SLEEPING. And the annoying thing is, I think the two are related, and they both started getting worse around the time I started HBC. DOUBLE UGH